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Tuesday 8th October 2002

Pres. Bush discussing the details of the operationThe President of the United States asked us all to join for a common cause. Given the Islamic fundamentalists are against alcool assumption and they consider sinful to see a woman naked if she is not their own wife, tomorrow at noon (local time) all the women are invited to go out naked running down the streets, in the corridors, etc. and all the men are invited to run after the women while drinking from a bottle of beer. This operation will be repeated every working day for at least six months. It will permit to identify the terrorists hidden among us.

United States thank in advance for your effort in the war against terrorism.

Maximum participation is suggested.

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